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Dec 15, 2017 - Dec 28, 2017
at Patchogue Theatre


Get Tickets...We Triple-Dog-Dare You!

Book by Joseph Robinette
Music and lyrics by Benj Pasek & Justin Paul
Based on the motion picture A Christmas Story distributed by Warner Bros., written by Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown and Bob Clark,
and upon In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash written by Jean Shepherd.
Produced by special Arrangement with DRAMATIC PUBLISHING, Woodstock, Illinois

Ralphie Parker wants only one thing for Christmas: An Official Red Ryder® Carbine-Action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle. Rebuffed at every turn with a similar echoing response, Ralphie plots numerous schemes to achieve his desperate desire for the coveted BB gun. All the iconic scenes from the movie are here: Ralphie's friend, Flick, getting his tongue stuck to the flagpole; his brother, Randy, getting dressed in his snowsuit; the bullies, Farkus and Dill; the leg lamp award; the bunny suit; the Chinese restaurant; Christmas dinner; and many others. The delightfully versatile score ranges from gentle ballads to show-stopping full-ensemble numbers such as "Ralphie to the Rescue!", "A Major Award," "Sticky Situation," "Up on Santa's Lap," "Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana" and the inevitable "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" A Christmas Story, The Musical captures holiday wonder with such deliciously wicked wit that it is sure to delight children and grown-ups alike!

Youth 5-16 years old HALF OFF!
Student Rush Price $35 (1hr before showtime with Student ID)

Learn More...

A Christmas Story, The Musical - Wikipedia

"Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun" [LIVE @ The 2013 Tony Awards - YouTube

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